
WEIGHT: 46 kg
Breast: 2
1 HOUR:50$
NIGHT: +90$
Services: Blow ride, Hand Relief, BDSM, Blow ride, TOY PLAY
Snap None of the crappy iPhone pictures in this article are of Ning, unfortunately. I took some, but my SLR was stolen by a hooker : Mike Alderson fans himself as he sits on a red plastic seat, sweating outside a noodle shack in Bangkok. I met him last night on the Khao San road, home of tits, tits and fake tits.
He had a Thai girl on each arm, both of whom looked like they just fell out of a shampoo advert; 19 max, pissed off their faces and eager to pound Mike into nirvana. Shocking news: Bangkok is famed for its prostitution, and men flock from all corners of the western world to sample its go-go girls.
A charmer in looks as well as speech, he strongly resembles a cooked noodle and wears a Chang Beer vest with traces of Pad Thai on it. Mike is only too happy to comply with these desperate sexual needs, and has had a number of Thai girlfriends as well as seeing prostitutes occasionally. His current girlfriend is called Ning, and β guess what? She turns up wearing a bandage dress and heels and fawns over Mike, whispering in his ear and giggling like a demented Disney character.
When asked whether she wants to go and live in Europe with Mike, she rolls her eyes at me all Missy Elliot being like "whuuuuut". The British embassy in Bangkok has for years been overrun with requests from middle-aged men looking to bring back their young girlfriends to live the dream in Milton Keynes. Understandably, the employees at the embassy are now a little jaded and tend to delay these visa applications indefinitely.
The era of mail order Thai brides seems to be waning a little, resulting in the emergence of a new kind of system: the vaginal retainer. This is an ingenious system where, in order to avoid the hassle of trying to ship over a non-English-speaking teenage sex worker because you really, really love her, you keep things simple by paying your newfound love a wage to stop hooking while you're back home drinking depression ales in a windy pub garden by an A-road in Kent.